We shall have no moaning, wailing, or whimpering.
It's just like camping, only better!
Plan for a long day. Classes are held at area hotels in meeting rooms that cannot be perfectly climate-controlled to suit everyone. Dress appropriately and comfortably.
- Dress: Try to maintain your dignity. Bring a sweater in case of chill.
- Drink: Please do but no alcohol. Try coffee, juice or milk. We've even got water!
- Food: Bring it. Pack a cooler. Eat all day. Avoid sugar highs.
- Smile: Try it. You'll be staring at me. I'd feel better.
I enjoy teaching and want you to enjoy the class. Leave Grumpy at home, laugh a little, ask questions and learn.
SEVERE WEATHER
The Governor can declare an emergency as the result of a snowstorm or other winter weather condition. This is likely to include a ban on non-essential driving on roads and highways. During these Governor-declared emergencies, class will be cancelled. Do not leave your house. Listen for public announcements.
The Joy of Thinking
In the SALESPERSON COURSE, we will probe for truth by asking these penetrating questions and more.
- Isn't it great to be an expert?
- Who the devil keeps an eye on these real estate people?
- How do brokers and salespersons adore the public?
- Should sellers and buyers always be treated equally?
- Can real estate break?
- What does it mean to own something?
- Is there a difference between land, real estate, and real property?
- Is there any room for disagreement?
- Is it crazy to believe that price and value are not the same?
- How to transform ideas into paperwork?
- How to transform paperwork into money?
- How does my city or town pay its bills?
- Should I feel dirty for loving my government?
Here are just a few of the pressing CONTINUING EDUCATION topics that will leave you panting.
- Who are these real estate people and why do they matter?
- If I like you, will you like me?
- Are guardian angels real?
- Is it possible for two grown-ups to swap real estate?
- Is my price the right price?
- How to buy without money?
- Is time actually for sale?